trent clausen
Oh, hello there.
My name is Trent and I began life as a single-cell organism.
Through the brilliant use of mitosis, I grew exponentially inside a young woman’s womb, feeding off her nutrients like a parasite. When the woman’s body could no longer accommodate my incredible growth, I burst forth into the world in a brilliant flourish of blood and viscera.
Over the following 40+ years, I drank a lot of coffee, played a lot of Nintendo, and did a bunch of art - all of which I continue to do to this very day.
I greatly prefer dogs to people.